no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up
If you are a straight dude and you hit on a girl who says “sorry, I’m a lesbian” or “I have a girlfriend” and your immediate response is “can I watch?” I hope birds peck out your eyes so you can never watch anything ever again.
Do work and you can meet your idols
Bob Marley New Zealand Tour 1979
A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand references.
[From various sources]